My Brother Is Secretly Gay

Sorry little brother, but according to the religious rights' ex-gay ministries you are probably gay, you just haven't figured it out yet. I'm currently writing a paper on conversion therapy, which is therapy that helps people who are unsatisfied with their homosexual orientation become or realise their heterosexuality. Not to be biased or anything, but it's kinda crap. Anyways according to the therapy people are gay due to not being able to learn appropriate gender roles from their parents as children. So if one has a stronger willed mother than father (such as my brother and I) then they will be homosexual. Therefore we must make sure that men are the heads of households and make all of the decisions. They must also play lots of sports, go hiking, and be able to muck about with cars and change oil and stuff. Women on the other hand must defer decision making to men, cook, clean, and be able to act and look feminine. If all of these things are accomplished then one can begin the heterosexual life they were destined for. Where they get married and have kids, all the while fantasising about another life. Although I think my brother may be safe, he does do a lot of stereotypically manly things.

Furries

Long long ago I wrote a paper about Furries, who are delightful people who like anthropomorphic (animals that act like people or have human characteristics) art. What does this have to do with sex? Lots as it turns out. Some furries call themselves furry lifestylers and believe that they are part animal or have a strong spiritual connection with a particular animal. They like to talk online and meet at conventions where some just look at pictures and watch Disney's Robin Hood together and others dress in ears and tails or full fursuits (like a mascot suit) and wander around 'skirtching' (petting, scratching) each other. Again, not so sexual, but some of these people attach genitalia to their fursuits and have sex in their fursuits (although not for very long as they are hot and really too big for it to be really feasible). And some read/write/draw stories about anthropomorphic animals, some of which are very erotic. Lots of large boobs and penises. It's crazy, but people should be able to express themselves as long as it's safe and doesn't harm anyone and as furries do not practice bestiality and pretty much keep to themselves there is no harm. I find them entertaining and I got to go on the radio and be a furry expert, it was awesome.