My Brother Is Secretly Gay

Sorry little brother, but according to the religious rights' ex-gay ministries you are probably gay, you just haven't figured it out yet. I'm currently writing a paper on conversion therapy, which is therapy that helps people who are unsatisfied with their homosexual orientation become or realise their heterosexuality. Not to be biased or anything, but it's kinda crap. Anyways according to the therapy people are gay due to not being able to learn appropriate gender roles from their parents as children. So if one has a stronger willed mother than father (such as my brother and I) then they will be homosexual. Therefore we must make sure that men are the heads of households and make all of the decisions. They must also play lots of sports, go hiking, and be able to muck about with cars and change oil and stuff. Women on the other hand must defer decision making to men, cook, clean, and be able to act and look feminine. If all of these things are accomplished then one can begin the heterosexual life they were destined for. Where they get married and have kids, all the while fantasising about another life. Although I think my brother may be safe, he does do a lot of stereotypically manly things.